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cassieclaire

The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey

Jan 11, 2002 15:42

Apologies to Rave for filching her "weed" idea. Bah hah hah. :D

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF GANDALF THE GREY

Day One:

In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?

Day Two:Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed. ( Read more... )

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oracne January 11 2002, 13:20:45 UTC

Day 27! Day 27! Bwah-hah-hah!!!

dormouse_in_tea January 11 2002, 13:31:35 UTC

You have such a delightfully sick and twisted imagination!!!

Poor Elrond.... dixie_malfoy January 11 2002, 13:50:11 UTC

Elves all out of strawberry-scented soap now. Elrond getting annoyed.>>

It does take a lot of soap to wash those hairy feet of theirs. No wonder Elrond was upset.

If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff.>>

Nancing about? LoL

Legolas: Whoa! *falls*
Gandalf: Oops, sorry there. Staff has a mind of its own, you know.

8)
***Dixie Malfoy***

plymouth January 11 2002, 14:18:33 UTC

dude, I'm suprized gandalf doesn't say anything about using the pointy hat on frodo... what up? didn't that mean anything to him?

alexandriabrown January 11 2002, 14:24:10 UTC

Once again with laughing myself sick. Oh lord. Hobbit weed. Frodo and that field. Legolas nancing about.

And the part about the memo. Snicker.

Absolutely adore these.

Happy times are here again! dae5885 January 11 2002, 14:26:58 UTC

Yay! Missed these. :)