The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey

[cassieclaire]

Apologies to Rave for filching her "weed" idea. Bah hah hah. :D

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF GANDALF THE GREY

Day One:

In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?

Day Two:Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed.

Comments

[kielle]

*scream of laughter* Oh my! Best one yet! Love the tie-ins with previous entries. *snerk* I hope you know I'm putting all of these into one "Memories" folder and forcing my friends to read them. *G*

Back with something for ya! :)

[kielle]

Re: Back with something for ya! :)

[cassieclaire]

Hee hee! That's fantastic, Kielle! And your LOTR Mary Sue parody kicked major butt. I admire you muchly.

Cassie

Geralynn The Graphic Queen Strikes back :D

[takeonme]

lookkiiie:

http://lighter.tenderpanic.net/graphics/monicasbelt.jpg

and for all the elijah/orlando lovers:
http://lighter.tenderpanic.net/graphics/hehe.jpg

For you Cassie, more to come!

*snerk/chortle*

[laersyn]

Hilarious stuff. I am so nicking some of these lines...giving you credit of course, m'lady.

Thanks for making me laugh at work!

Nancing?

[misako]

Legolas "nancing" eh? :) I loved the "hobbit weed" and Elrond getting pissed about the hogging of the bathroom! Brilliant, as usual!

Misako

[elfy]

you've become very popular by now, you know? :)
gods, i love these secret diaries... and right now everyone in the german yaoi chat on mirc is talking about you (the diaries).
*bounce*
thanks for sharing these!

[phatgirlfics]

howls in mirth, at diary and also at comments