The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey

[cassieclaire]

Apologies to Rave for filching her "weed" idea. Bah hah hah. :D

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF GANDALF THE GREY

Day One:

In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?

Day Two:Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed.

Comments

*snorts with uncontrollable laughter*

[anonymous]

Arrgh! Brilliance once again! Loved it like I love..uh, most male characters in LotR. *coughs* Mm...Lovely. Liked the bit about baths. *snickers* And the Balrog. 'tis quite amusing..date in the Second Age...*sighs* Yum! More, please!

[anonymous]

*composes self*
Ahem. Absolutely hysterical.
"If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff."
That just says it all.

Earenwe

[anonymous]

Can't tell you how much I enjoy your diaries. Absolutely hilarious...I remember my friend and I laughing through the whole part of the movie when they were smoking weed. Mad parents threw popcorn at us, hehe.

~Krelxi

Bravissimo!!!!

[gareon]

another tour-de-force!!

[anonymous]

Just letting you know I've read all of these and laughed very, very hard. Rock on. --Michelle Ravel