The Very Secret Diary of Gandalf the Grey

[cassieclaire]

Apologies to Rave for filching her "weed" idea. Bah hah hah. :D

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF GANDALF THE GREY

Day One:

In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?

Day Two:Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed.

Comments

[anonymous]

Ahhh, I find these quite hilarious. Thanks, C.C. *grovels before you*

And this staff business is wrong on so many levels... *snickers*

[sarahthesleuth]

i can't remember laughing so hard in my life. these diaries are HILARIOUS.

may i add you to my friends list? i'd love to keep updated on the fun.

Draco Dormiens review

[anonymous]

Hey,

First off, here's hoping you, Cassandra Claire, are the same Cassandra Claire who wrote Draco Dormiens that's posted on schnoogle (among other places, I'm sure).

Second -- For some reason the "Review" link on schnoogle's EZBoards wasn't working, and since I'm a determined little sucker I'm posting my praise here :) Hope the right Cassandra gets it. hehe ;)

I just wanted to say that was the most delightful amazing wonderful fic I've read yet. :)
I started reading just past midnight, and now it's 2:45am. What a great way to spend a few hours. Let me tell you, I couldn't stop laughing :) So many funny parts. I loved it. And I wish there was some way for all three of them to be perfectly happy (Hr, H, and D)... Well, I suppose there are some ways... But that doesn't seem to fit the character of this fic :)

I look forward to spending a couple more evenings reading the rest of your stuff on schnoogle :)
--Ksenia (kseniad@geekpad.com)

p.s.

[anonymous]

In case you're wondering, the discovery path went something like:
phatgirlfics' journal (on her web page w/ Tower with a View) -> link to here -> "wait, I've seen that name on schnoogle, let's go see" -> "ooh! yes! I remember I wanted to read this one, let's!" -> read-read-read-read -> me posting here

tadaa :)
so remember to thank phatgirl for dropping another reader into your lap.

--Ksenia

Re: p.s.

[fictionalley]

We moved all the reviewboards in the past 24 hours. You can review here instead: http://fictionalley.sectorlink.org/schnoogle/reviews/forumdisplay.php3?&forumid=106

You genius

[vslayergirl]

"If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...ok you don't know me.

[delirieuse]

Okay, you gave me asthmatic cough from laughing so hard. Yay!