Character-Enriching Milestone #4,375

[castallare_b]

May I have your attention, please:

Today, I survived the single most nerve-wracking, uncomfortable, embarrassing, borderline insanely, flagrantly awkward moment of my entire adult life without immediately vomiting, crying, or going into a seizure/coma/out of body experience.

Thank Christ I put on makeup this morning.

Comments

Yaaay!!! Congratulations!!!!!

[acousticrelease]

Ummmm, what was it?

Re: Yaaay!!! Congratulations!!!!!

[castallare_b]

Oh, I sent you a text about it, which you'll appreciate as you understand the full spectrum of the scenario and why this specific timing is evidence that the event was clearly a ploy for God to laugh and laugh and laugh at me.

I'm sure He enjoyed Himself.