Ladies and gentlemen! Readers of all ages!

It is with great pride and excitement that I announce the inception and inauguration of my very own domain and blog.

www.Castallare.com
is now open for readers.

Please keep in mind that this new domain is brand spankin' new and I'm still working out many kinks, including how to syndicate through ( Read more... )

My bad. luffing, acousticrelease, and lyet, I really do appreciate the feedback, but I think my last post was ill-communicated. What I meant to highlight was the ridiculousness of all the notions that make me hate myself and how, when uttered into their barest, most blunt forms, they seem like such trite, stupid reasons to contemplate suicide at all. I was kinda making fun ( Read more... )

~ Because I'll never write as brilliantly as Shakespeare.. or Sedaris, even ( Read more... )

You ever have a few extra dollars laying around and think "I'll send flowers to a few friends that I haven't seen in a long time!" only to do so and have the florist deliver them anonymously, thus leaving these three friends wondering who the hell could have done such a thing, whether or not they were being stalked, and if they should be worried ( Read more... )

I've always had jealousy issues out the ass. Never about material things but about characteristics in others that I envied ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Kringle ( Read more... )

So, I've figured out how antidepressants work. You're pretty sure you're feeling the same until WHAM! one morning the laundry's not been done and the only thing left in your closet is your single pair of Skinny Jeans. The ones you haven't worn since early 2005 [when you started piling on weight completely unrelated to having a baby or even dating ( Read more... )

There's a writing prompt in Rob Breszny's Pronoia that invites his readers to describe the last day of their childhoods ( Read more... )

You ever spend a number of years regretting the way things ended with a former lover, constantly blaming yourself and your backward neuroses for the relationship's demise and shamelessly seeking answers/forgiveness from this other party periodically in the form of unanswered emails that proclaim your sincere apologies and soul-baring ( Read more... )

To those of you who are disappointed and fearful of the Barack Obama victory last night ( Read more... )