1st year at UofT is done....finally.  Time to kick off the summer with some Mobile and Surplus Sons ( Read more... )

Anyone who's ever bought a bootleg dvd from Pacific Mall knows how fun it is to read the description of the movie on the dvd's jacket sleeve.  Go on, admit it: broken english never fails to entertain.  In my books, anyone who speaks broken english is fricken hilarious.  Is that mean?  Probably.  But it's the damn truth.  You know your ass was ( Read more... )

I love it when a block of butter is at room temperature.  Slippery, slightly creamy and waiting for you to take your rightful piece off of it to smear on your piece of toast.  But no.  Most of the time it's a frozen brick of butter that bends your knife when you try to cut into it.  And we all know what bitch it is trying to spread it on toast.  (I ( Read more... )

So I was driving on the dvp today and Linkin Park/Jay-Z's Numb/Encore came on the radio.  I'm not that big of a fan of Linkin Park nor Jay Z, but that song is hardcore.  I subsequently grasped the top of the steering wheel with my left hand, leaned back, and pretended to be chased by the po'lice.   I started to bop my head back and forth, and ( Read more... )

I was reflecting on the past the other day and started thinking about my childhood heroes.  Two of them happened to be Uncle Jesse (John Stamos) of Full House , and AC Slater (Mario Lopez) of Saved by the Bell.  Why were they my childhood heroes?  Because they were both expert mack daddys.  With this in mind, there has always been one question that ( Read more... )

2nd post in a span of 12 hours. Okay, I’m officially addicted to LJ ( Read more... )

I told myself that I'd sell my soul before I ever signed up for a LiveJournal account and started spilling my guts on this thing. I guess that makes me half of a hypocrite now. (I won't be spilling my guts anytime soon. I think.) Oh well, there are worse things in life than being a hypocrite. Like being born without an ass. Just a gaping ( Read more... )