So, I joined a bunch of communities and I post in there more often then here. Because, my life is so not interesting.

Except for one thing... my job sucked today. But I can't get into it because it's confidential. But, let's just say, bad people suck!

But the good news is, my car runs again.

Did I say I would update more frequently? I lied.

My 5 year old has learned to wrap presents. It's amusing.

Yeah, I know. I need to update more. No one reads this anyway.

Everyone is sick. Everyone. The kid. The dog. The cat. The rats. The hamster. I swear to you.

So the hamster and the rats aren't really sick. The dog and the cat are, so that's bad enough. I'm torn on which one to go to first, the doctor or the vet. Maybe the vet will see me the kid, too. It'll save a trip.

I have a new job. I am no longer just "Mommy". I am now "Ms. Mommy". Score.

No, not mine. Not mine at all. But three members of my family has this as their birthday. It's worse than Christmas.

I need to complain. I believe my father is going through a midlife crisis. He's suddenly become a vegan after years of a pretty balanced diet. He's taken up yoga and meditates ( Read more... )

Having children really tests your patience. Having a cat with ADD tests them even more.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
--Erma Bombeck

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartended looks up and says:
"What? Is this a joke?"