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i'm just happy i'm alive
at noon, i was nearly run over by three cars. two cars and a truck, to be precise. the truck was the one that brushed me with death. i had the right of way, of course, since i'm a pedestrian and he has a fucking stop sign and i have a crosswalk in a residential. but none of this mattered to the truck because he barreled around the corner as i ( Read more... ) -
My box in a box
yeah that's right. -
i'm just a normal boy that sank when i fell overboard
it's thundering and lightning and pretty awesome outside ( Read more... ) -
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so there's this road in austin and every time i come to it, i ask myself, "left or right?" but it doesn't matter which way i turn--it's always the wrong way and i'll have to turn around and go the other way. today i turned left and was wrong and i turned right yesterday and was wrong then too. -
Faith Hill is a comic genius.
Clearly, she's joking. And everyone is giving her shit about it. It looks like something Courtney would do! -
Wed., 8:45 AM
My entire complex's garage is completely full minus one space. Apparently, only one of us has a job. They should just rename Westridge Condos to My Parents Pay For Everything, Bitch. -
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HEB
Friday, 12:46a
Items purchased: 6
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Lay's KC Masterpiece Barbecue Potato Chips
Lay's Sour Cream & Onion Potato Chips
Orville Redenbacher's PourOver Movie Theatre Butter Popcorn
St. Ives Swiss Formula Medicated Apricot Scrub
Ben & Jerry's Half-Baked Brownie & Cookie Dough Ice Cream
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my favorite commercial right now
i usually hate gap commercials (except for the liz phair one a long time ago) but this is the best they've done in a long time.
here's the liz one.