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[cat_in_red]

my ipod broke again.
instead of it falling out of my pocket onto a tile floor, i closed it in the crevice between the bed of my truck and the tailgate.

rumors so far:
i had sex with marla
i smoked weed with marla and danny
danny had sex with marla in my room, then let me have sex with her
NEW - marla saw my penis, and it was abnormally dark

Comments

[fuzzybug]

that's julian's penis

[teleputty]

Dude. That SUCKS. Like, I can't even emphasize how much that sucks.
I accidentally did that to Steven's phone. With the same truck, coincidentally.
Orange you glad you have a warranty?
if it turns out that the warranty expired I'm gonna feel like such an ass

[cat_in_red]

hahahaha
1.) the warranty doesn't cover the lcd screen for some reason
2.) if it was obviously dropped (dents) then they'll send it back to you
3.) if you've opened up the ipod yourself, the warranty is voided.

so i'm screwed. you don't have to feel like an ass though; i should.

[teleputty]

also who keeps making all that up they could make good money working for a tabloid except no one would read it because no one cares.

[superxero88]

That's a much more rugged way to kill your iPod than just dropping it like a klutzfuck.

[idunnoyoutellme]

lol klutzfuck