I can't believe marriage and progeny used to be my life goal. These days it couldn't sound less desirable to me.

I don't know many people who know more than the words "nirvana", "karma" and "kama sutra" from eastern religions; i know even less who practice one and i personally only know the cursory details ( Read more... )

I was thinking, I'd love to order a pizza and when the guy delivers it and I'm paying for it, put it on the floor and mush my feet in it. And then give it back to him.

Look at me, updating again.

Man, I can't believe how much I repeat myself in this journal. I've said that before. And I've clarified that I've said that before. Weak. I guess I don't read old entries.

You know what?

No waht

today

1. It's only 85 degrees
2. It's cloudy for the first time since April or May (not like wussy cirrus clouds)
3. levothyroxine : ]
4. Usually I get paid on Mondays but lately it's been Saturday
5. omg money
6. omg cloooouuuuuuuds ohhhhhh clouds oh clouds oh.....cllllooooouuuuuudddddddssssss
7. it's like toasty november outside
8. apparently there's a ( Read more... )

Did anyone watch that show Howie Do It for the five minutes NBC wasn't canceling it? If not, I am so happy for you.

wp sez

The series features practical jokes in the vein of earlier shows like Punk'd or Candid Camera - the supposed twist being that the cameras are in the open, not hidden as in the other series. Mandel appears, often incognito, ( Read more... )

Just because you experienced it doesn't give it universal validity.

As soon as I cut my hair after all this growing it out crap, I'm cutting it so short you may not recognize me when you see me. I'm thinking I'll leave about two inches of hair. No cute little bob or whatever, just straight-up maintenance-free freshly-grown hair. I don't even care if the wig people only need a clean cut from the hairline, the ( Read more... )

I'm not sure why people feel the need to relay entire conversations to you when they're trying to tell you one thing.

How it is stated:
...so I went up and asked the clerk to scan it because there were no prices around it and I couldn't find another one like it and he was like "where'd you pick this up" and I was like "on the aisle with blank CDs ( Read more... )