my judaism professor is going to show us footage of his wedding! his wife is a rabbi! i am so excited!

how much abuse will you be able to take?
there's no way to tell by the first kiss

my only response to anything and everything is "well fuck" or "i'm sad" or some variation upon that theme.
i have gained a third of my freshman fifteen.

i thought that only high school could feel like a waste of time ( Read more... )

I want to date Dhani Harrison. or a Hovevei Zion frat boy.
Anybody new and cool who can get my mind off stupid shit.

me: "corinne!!"
her: "hey catnaps! what are you up to?"
me: "i just woke up from a nap."
her: "well that figures."
me: "thus the name, right?"

or it went something like that, anyways.

Look at this ( Read more... )

do I even have an LJ? I would never write anything significant for fear of being mocked openly or scorned privately ( Read more... )

FUCK ALL YOU COLLEGE-BOUND MAFUCKERS!!
I hate you because I love you.

One thing about myself I think would be worth psychologists' time to research ( Read more... )