I want to see your grill

[cataplexy]

I really want to buy a set of grills so I can be totally pimped out, but I don't know where to buy a cheap set. One of the busboys at work told me he could get me a set for real cheap, but they're still $150!! That's not cheap. I said "I want to get some fake ones," and he looked at me like, "why would you want to do that?"

dancingspork suggested I use tin

Comments

[stoopidfresh]

Some novelty vending machines have em... alongside the 'hillbilly teeth'.

I'll bet you could also buy fake ones from online halloween stores... tho can't be 100% sure of that.

Or you can check out here! http://hustlagrillz.com ...just found that.

Or, you could just do like alllll the flyy pimps do, and use nailpolish. =)

[cataplexy]

as much as I love getting high off nail polish fumes, I am afraid the look is not pimp enough for me.

but, oooh! Those hustla grillz are exactly what I'm looking for!!! Thanks for finding them! The internet is so amazing, is it not?

[stoopidfresh]

It is!

The internet... not just for sex anymore(TM)!

[psycholibrarian]

Too trashy for YOU? Is that possible? ;)

[cataplexy]

It's trashy in a poor kind of way. I need to look trashy in a wealthy kind of way.

[psycholibrarian]

Buy the "lobster purse"!

[cataplexy]

Word.