It's gone. I was polishing it and straightening its bristles in the common room, and I went to the loo... I didn't remember to push it under the setee first like I usually do, and when I came back it was gone. Bloody fucking wanking bugger.
When I found out who took it, they will die a most uncomfortable death at my hands.
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What happened to your broom?
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When I found out who took it, they will die a most uncomfortable death at my hands.
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You ought to sell tickets to the uncomfortable-death-causing. I'm sure it'll attract a lot of attention. Good way to get some spare cash, too. ;)
I'll keep an eye out, though I doubt it'll be in the Astronomy Tower. but I will
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