...are the rumours I heard about naked midnight quidditch true?

If so, who has a good camera?

Ah! Managed to open a window just a crack, just enough to clear my head.

I've tried everything I can think of on the door, and it just won't budge. I don't have the password, and James is starting to look good.

This is one last plea before I shut the window and go about trying to shag James Potter's brains out.

Please get me out of here!

Poll why oh why oh WHYYYYY?

Poll stUCk in a BAthroOm

tHeRe yoU gO. dIscuSS.

Answer and discuss, my lovelies. And enjoy. Of course.

Poll more research. because we're, like, studious and stuff.

Is anyone else bored enough to throw caution to the winds, skive off class, and get down to shagging? *so does not look at any of you, including aidan lynch. SO does not do that*

ETA: Please don't make me beg. because i will. any way you want.

Short but sweet. Answer away, my lovelies!

Poll more research. possibly relevant. hypothetical questions.

Poll we'll call it relevant research

Poll Interpret as you will.

( note carried by a cat that slipped into the dungeons with some entering firsties and headed straight for Narcissa )