Quote of the Day:

Mole: I don't like it when gmail cuts my face in half.

Random Quote/Conversation Found Recently in an Old Day Planner:

"Annie, if you spell it in different ways, makes 'New Deal'!♥!"

Blender: My hands smell like dolphin.
Captain: What does 'dolphin' smell like?
Mole: Fish.
Captain: Dolphins feel like rubber.
Blender: Dolphins taste like hot dogs.
Mole: ...
Captain: ...
Blender: I mean...

Once upon a time there were two friends. On a cold and rainy day in New Plymouth, NZ, they found themselves occupying the time by creating lists of things. One such list was the humiliatingly hilarious non-skills list. Below is Blender's half of the list. (it's longer than mine ;P)

( Blender's non-skills )

Quote of the Day:

Blender: I'm not very good at many things that include skill, like charades and coin tossing.

ADD-instance of the Day:

Blender: [tries to make cool sounds with her bottle cap]
Me: It's too big. It won't work.
Blender: [slams the cap down and pouts]...[two seconds later] Can you go touch that please? I think it's made out of foam.
Me: o_O

Quote of the later that Day:

Blender: I'm surprised my arms aren't, like, on fire.

Amber: [has just taken a drink of 7up]
Blender: ...they should have a disclaimer for child geniuses.
Amber: [chokes & swallows, laboriously] Now I know why I dropped my [soda] bottle back there. It was divine intervention. Because if the bubbles had gone up my nose just then, that would have hurt. But they didn't because it's flat!♥!

Quote of the Day:

Blender: ...and then I was really confused as to why there was a disembodied head floating around the room.

The Continued Adventures of Amber and the Phantom Tui

Amber: [trying to cite information from a lecture] where did i get this from? oh, what's-her-face...
Tui: The professor?
Amber: Yes.
Tui: As in the woman who's going to be marking this essay?
Amber: Yup.
Tui: You are so screwed.
Amber: Thank you.

Me: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!! [glomps Aya and Youji]
Youji: Oh, hey, happy anniversary, sweetheart!
Aya: [aside] Anniversary of what?
Youji: [aside] I have no idea.
Me: It's the two year anniversary of the day I started 'shipping you two!<3! :D
Youji: Oh! Well in that case, we should celebrate. [jumps Aya]
Aya: Gah! Youji- mmh!
Me: XD

The Adventures of Amber and the Phantom Tui ( Read more... )