Conversation of the Day:

Mom: Did you let any of your friends know you'd be in town this weekend?
Zach: No, I forgot.
Me: Quick! Go update your Facebook! Whip out your Twitter!
Zach: o_O
Me: Er, wait...

Conversation of the Day:

Mom: So I was listening to Fresh Air the other day and they were interviewing the man who's going to be staring in The Time Traveler's Wife. His name was Eric Bana ( Read more... )

Spock Moment of the Day:

Mom: But why do you feel that way?
Me: You're asking me to explain my emotions? I can't; they're illogical.
Seth: -_-

Quote of the Day:

Blender: VE... tehe
Me: "look what i can do!"
Blender: It's the new 'pull my finger'!
Me: Lol, it's: 'lend me your finger'!

ETA: Quote of the two minutes ago ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:

Mole: Aw, I forgot to belch fire!

Quote of the Day:

Me: Yeah, but Titanic had an uplifting message...
Blender: 'Wear your life jacket'?

Quote of the Two Seconds Ago

Mole: I always get hungry when I'm eating Colbe-- [headdesk] ...watch! When I'm watching Colbert!
Me: LOL.

Quote of the Two Seconds Ago:

Me: What's another word for... [to self] fuck...
Blender: ...shag?
Me: -_-

Quotes of the Day:

Sarah: Poor Amber. You're only funny in person.

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Sarah: You can't just walk in, see the people, and go 'smoothie' and run away!
Amber: LOL.

Quote of the Yesterday:

Mole: If world peace were chocolate cake, I would want it too.