( This is the shit thats going on at walmart )

OMFG

Check out what i gotz!!

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Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says," Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush, you have AIDS ( Read more... )

M is such a sweetie *hugzilla*

John Stamos is getting divorced just as the Olsen twins turn 18.
Coincidence? I think not. I think someone is going to be entering the backdoors of two little houses very soon. Harder, Uncle Jesse!
Harder!

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who wants to hear about the most boring day of work EVER ( Read more... )

Oh god i dont feel like starting a new job today ( Read more... )

I wish i had taken more of those pills.

They made me insanely sick and i couldnt see or walk... and i called poison control, and they told me i would be ok, just that i would be really sick all night.
I just wanted to sleep.

I had 4 i think...
I wish i had taken 10.

( But just because he opened his mouth, im going to post it )