The Moral of the Story...

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a ( Read more... )

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I don't think 95% of real 6th graders would know all these words, and those who did wouldn't make these mistakes, but its still pretty funny.

The Kids Are Alright, Part 2...

Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy ( Read more... )

My middle brother, mother, and I made the six-mile-long round-trip walk to the Seven Bridges AMC movie theater, and he paid for us to see Disney's A Christmas Carol.  It was worth the walk, though Alastair Sim's portrayal of Ebenezer Scrooge in the 1951 adaptation remains the definitive one, and the film is definitely not for children under about ( Read more... )

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo ( Read more... )

Bow, Wow. Ruff, Bark.

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he ( Read more... )

"And according to USA Today, car sales are now at a 20-year low. Well, sure, it's hard to steal a car when the owner's living in it." -Jay Leno

The Best Way To Pray...

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.

"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the guru said "The most ( Read more... )