the dj today SUCKED ASS by the way...they don't know how to rap right lol "turn it off"...lol

get low - lil jon & the eastside boys[just the chorus....clean version ( Read more... )

i dropped the remote control on my foot on the bone that connects to the big toe & now it hurts like a mother. well i didn't drop it on purpose, it kinda fell off the pillow b4 i could catch it...instead my foot did =(

haha hey jenn: "what's this doing in my...where's my lotion?....oh thanks???" lol

ok so as i was brushing my teeth guess what pops out of nowhere?
a cricket!!!
YES A FRICKEN CRICKET!where it came from i don't know ( Read more... )

so my guess watch died sometime last week right bc the battery was overworked ( Read more... )

my name is catherine okura keita and I AM a (GEL) PEN addict
::lowers head in shame::

when i was cleaning my room earlier i realized:
i bought refills for my dr. grips & a pac of bic gels yesterday
i got 2 0.3 *my gel* pens PLUS refills in the philippines
i got a 6 pack of colorful uniball gels some day
i got the fusion uniballs [the one with ( Read more... )

my mom came home at SEVEN A.M. this morning from doing what????
PLAYING MAHJONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can we say SUPER ADDICT???

Some people are just BORN drunk!!!

:: play SPOONS [esp with objects that AREN'T spoons & must involve al-key-hall ( Read more... )

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my ( Read more... )

#4 slugs have 4 eyes

#94 fish can drown

lol...more at www.snapple.com