Stop fucking copying the same bullshit recipe over and over and try to come up with something that isn't bullshit.

Yours,

Scott

For my coworker's last day, we went to Hofbrauhaus and drank. A lot. For some reason, my brother came up in the conversation and how he could probably hook us up if we went to Atlanta. Who better to hook up with in Atlanta than Outkast? We decided, drunkenly, that the best way to find out would be to bombard him with text messages. Below is ( Read more... )

The first two people in the U.S. to respond to this get a free jar of my homemade strawberry-rhubarb jam.

I went into the smaller of the two bathrooms at work yesterday and there was one of the larger employees drinking water from one of the sinks as if he hadn't had anything to drink in days. The entire time I was using the urinal, he had his face in the sink. He finished just in time to avoid eye contact. Weird. Just weird ( Read more... )

Take a look at this picture and see how many things you find wrong. This is a screenshot that I took of what a customer saw when she tried to log into Chase's website. Notice also that the real www.chase.com isn't even encrypted.

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This time, gmail didn't put it in the spam folder. This time I just copied the text to spare everyone the painful yellow on white coloring. Again this had an attachment advertising stock in Singapore energy.

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I have not edited this apart from removing a few unnecessary paragraph breaks and forcing it to display those first couple of html tags. There was also an image attached advertizing buying energy stocks in Singapore.

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This is fucked up.