I iz Small. I iz Tiny.

[catnumber6]

You will come to my party. Presents? Do not want. I wantz ur love. All of it.

Love comes to the Buddha.

Starting Weight: 21.5 lbs.
Current Weight: 18.5 lbs.
Goal Weight:      13.5 lbs.

Nap time!

Comments

[tinsoldier]

We could put you on Weight Watchers like last_bastion and deramani. Apparently, you can put honey mustard on anything and it reduces it's point value. ;)

[catnumber6]

They know this and no did tell me?

I needz this honey musterd.

[deramani]

Honey musterd iz no miracul kyur. U must hit da paevment.

[morgaath]

Why at this rate they will soon be allowing you real meals, rather then starving you to death and telling you that you can't have any bacon.