Today, I jumped onto the table where my food is kept.

I no jump in years. So I surprise humans. Now, I want thumbs to be able to get to the fud.

Humans weigh me and say I am 16 pounds. I have lost 5 pounds since I started my diet.

3 more to go.

Dis cat, Socrates, was put on diet. Vet sez he must go from 22 lbs to 9 lbs in 100 days.

I get fed like 9 lb cat. And I still 17 lbs. What will dey do to Socrates? Poor cat will only get one crunchy per meal.

Socrates has a sad.


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I herd dat beer iz only 3 pointz on weight watchers. Ray and Jer doze weight watchers.


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Dan put dis up next to the food bowl. He said something about it convicing me to lose weight.


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I have a new favorite love-song. Check this out!

The guy gets to eat pizza every day!

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Nom. Nom. Nom!

I have been dieting really hard. Sometimes, my tummy gets so rumbly . . . .

Tonight, Dan weighed me. He said that I weighed 19 pounds.

I said, "no way. Not eat 'nuff nom-noms to GAIN weight! I was 18.5 pound in May."

Dan and Bill picked me up. Held me. Put me down. Picked me up again. Then they agreed. They say I am 18.0 pounds.

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...dat da hoomins got us a bed for 2.


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You will come to my party. Presents? Do not want. I wantz ur love. All of it.

Love comes to the Buddha.

Starting Weight: 21.5 lbs.
Current Weight: 18.5 lbs.
Goal Weight:      13.5 lbs.

Nap time!

Sometimes the best things in life are just naps with the humans...


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I love my waterbowl. It makes such a good headrest.

Must tell my staff to post a picture. That way you can all see me.

When you visit, please bring treats. I hate these restricted feedings.