I've done something to my motherfucking knee. I don't know what happened, but all of a sudden it's ballooning and weak. I could barely walk yesterday. God DAMN it! My knee has been saving this up - it waited until I threw away all my knee accoutrements except for one measly ice pack. Sneaky bastard ( Read more... )

I keep thinking it's Friday. :(

I think I've hit a pinnacle of nerdiness. I was just reading "Hiro's Blog" from the "Heroes" website (nerd score +10), where he posted what his D&D stats would be. Not only have I totally done this for myself (nerd score +25), but I thought "OMG! He used 2nd edition rules to figure out his AC! Noob!" (nerd score +80,0000 ( Read more... )

I'll get to it when I get to it. Back the fuck off.

OK I've had enough. The next person to flag their email "urgent" when there's absolutely no need to do so will die by my hand in a horrible, painful fashion.

Wine is my friend. I'm drinking a really yummy zinfandel, Rancho Zabaco or something like that. It was "half off a bottle of wine night" at a local steakhouse, and A doesn't drink wine so yeehaw ( Read more... )

My Jedi powers remain as yet undeveloped ( Read more... )

well, this is it. i've finally gone insane.

it's not so bad. The bunnies are nice, and play a mean gin rummy.

I don't really have anything to say about the rape trial with Jacob Zuma in South Africa - it's one hell of a mix of race, gender and politics - but I do want to point out one particularly awesome sentence:

"Zuma's trademark song "Bring me my machine gun" "

You know, I'm in the market for a trademark song myself....

Hahahahahaha...hee....*sob*

http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/classic/2006/04/20/knotts_dubya/