It was a terrible, terrible mistake to shave my nuts (with my nuts razor, don't you know) last night. I'm in the land of itchy balls and you can rest assured that it's utterly unpleasent for two reasons. 1. OH MY FUCKING GOD MY BALLS ITCH. 2. It's socially unexceptable to vigorously scratch your own testes in public. I've 'been to the toilet' four
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