stuck in Jamaica

[catsthatbark]

Hurricane Emily is currently ravaging my resort and is preventing me from getting back to Alabama. As of my writing this, I won't get a flight out until the 20th or 21st.

I'm so sick of this island.

Comments

[guyfawkesday]

Sick of a resort on a Caribbean island? Smoken sie crack?

[bluemoonsundays]

you, sir, are invited to accompany us upon the hornbuckle whitewater-rafting adventure. we shall raft the full ocoee, which just opened in april, and float down the nantahala in personal inflatable kayaks. the minivan leaves the 12th and returns the 15th. small fee payable to me. let me know if you can come. i must cancel your reservation and plot an elaborately painful death immediately if you decline. many are invited, but few are chosen. luke's coming, our dearest cousin steph's a real possibility, amma had better be there, and, of course, mum and dad.