Ficlet - Food

[cattygabriel]

In response to this meme.

Prompt 087 - Food. For divine_tempest . Warning: utter crack.

Comments

[kunenk]

Y'wonder what the universe has against Gabriel's cooking, really.

(h-how do you mess a cake up even)

Such awe, hahaha.

[cattygabriel]

God clearly has a sense of humour. ;) Gabriel is a very dangerous being. He can smite you with a flaming sword, he can turn cities of sin into smoking piles of rubble and brimstone, and he can destroy your home by boiling water.

(It's GABRIEL. When he cooks, I ignore laws of physics in favour of RUNNING AWAY VERY FAST).

The poor thing wants to cook. He just can't.

[kunenk]

One would hope that it's not a mean-spirited sense of humour. You'd want to be pretty careful, then.

Astonishingly enough, that is not helping the shouting.

*pats*

[cattygabriel]

XDDD

[angelofawesome]

Macaroooniiii, macaroni and cheeeese...

[cattygabriel]

That's at least partially your fault too, o Archangel of Cheese.