This is what happens in exam time... procrastination brings out the best in us all. 
Please note that i am the WORLD champion, as well as the next 8 runner up champions. I only left crappy 'Lisa' on to show you how great I am by comparison...
I challenge anyone who thinks they can do better to a showdown. The scores are wiped at 5pm Australian time ( Read more... )

I just found my official membership of the International Gobshite Club. Woo hoo!
Of course it appears that the Club no longer formally exists, but I have the paperwork proving that I will always be an official member...

Exams start tomorrow. This is not good at all.


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A song that fits.

Between   
Vienna Teng

we are not together here
though we lie entwined
to make room for the other presence
we both draw back in our minds
I have a prophecy
threatening to spill into words
this growing certainty
of Over

there once was a time I was sure of the bond
when my hands and my tongue and my thoughts were enough
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The pure emo-ness of Evanescence is just the ticket today. Am revelling in the self pity Amy Lee is offering. Try this on for size...
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/evanescence/breathenomore.html

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Ames and I were watching Garden State and theres all this stuff about hamsters in it.
So we decide a guinea pig would be nice.
So we go out and buy one each and now we have guinea pigs.

Mine is Alfonso, as he has presbyterian hair and an affliction of a name (read Angela's Ashes).
Amys is Horatio Pylori, in honour of her confusion when I messed ( Read more... )

http://www.everwonder.com/david/gumby/

http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/

Oh the potty humour. Its pure gold. HEHEHEHEHEHE!

So Ames decided to try her hand at the making of this gourmet veggie soup she found a recipe for. Anyhoo, it came out looking suspiciously like chunder, and anyone who knows Ames, and how amusing she finds chunder, can imagine the hillarity that followed.


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Google your name and the word 'needs ( Read more... )