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[causeblackouts]

Okay, freaky city, I get the message. Your stupid curses are real and I shouldn't joke about it

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voice; This and the next few are PLACEHOLDERS

[youheldupwell]

Elle? Is that you?

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[causeblackouts]

It's a good thing I never liked you for your brain. Who else would it be, dummy? [ scoff ] Figures you'd show up. What's that saying about things coming back to you if you let them go?

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[youheldupwell]

Let them go? Elle, I escaped. Speaking of, where am I?

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[causeblackouts]

Beats me. Everybody else says it's just called the City. Totally stupid name, but I guess it's not that bad.

And I totally let you get away.

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[instinctivefear]

Okay, now I know I'm not talking on this thing. Is this some new, massive kidnapping trick? Reverse stockholme syndrome or something?

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[causeblackouts]

Don't flatter yourself. You know you're one seriously crappy shapeshifter if you really can't figure out what the deal is.

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[instinctivefear]

Shapeshifter? Like a thing exists, but nice try trying to pull a fast one on me - or, an incredibly slow, less than curvy one. And let's just say, for kicks, that I can't.

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[causeblackouts]

Then we can just say, for kicks, that you're incredibly slow and less than curvy.

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[allyoursbig_guy]

Now, now, Ronnie, no need to get testy. Has that time of the month come again?

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[causeblackouts]

Trust me, buddy, you haven't seen anything close to testy yet. Keep calling me Ronnie, though, and that might change.

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[allyoursbig_guy]

I apologize, Veronica. Mind giving a guy some answers, then?

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[causeblackouts]

My name's not Veronica, either, loser. It's Elle. And you are really bad at this recognition thing.

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[justignorance]

You understand that people aren't attacking each other. There are just ... a lot of them, right? It's safe to leave. Won't you need to eat?

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[causeblackouts]

A whole bunch of people clogging the streets and public transport and generally making everybody throw a fit the next couple days?

No thanks.

I did my homework, I'm not interested in playing that game. I've got food in the fridge and plenty of water, I'll survive.

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[justignorance]

Speaking of, is there somewhere I can get something to eat? I figure, since you did your homework, you'd know.

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[causeblackouts]

Do I sound like a tour guide?

[eastwick_bitch]

Aw poor, poor you. Running away because you're scared?

[causeblackouts]

I'm not running, I'm avoiding. And it's just 'cause they're annoying.

[eastwick_bitch]

Everyone is annoying. Everywhere. There's just more of the same.

[causeblackouts]

Are you always this chipper and uplifting?