today would have been a better day had i slept at all last night. but what are you gonna do right ( Read more... )

ooh i had the day off AGAIN today. and i spent it being sick and watching movies and drinking orange juice and then i watched like every episode of nip tuck and it was pretty good. im starting to get used to the christmas tree in the living room. but i still hate christmas music ( Read more... )

holy crap get me out of here ( Read more... )

hi. today on the news i watched a story about how someone keeps stealing the inflatable spongebob's that stand on top of burger kings around the country. police are taking extra notice, and the best part is that burger king is offering a reward of 'one free whopper a day for a year' to anyone who can stop this madness ( Read more... )

at 7 am ( Read more... )

"Great acts of kindness will befall you in the coming months ( Read more... )

dear taxi cab driver #1 ( Read more... )

i got home from work today and jeremy had turned into a zombie and kept crawling out of the couch and mumbling something in a deep breathy voice ( Read more... )

i wanted to update but i dont know what to write ( Read more... )

lets set the scene ( Read more... )