there was a big dumb cooze in my class today.

BECKY have you seen the new hooker special on hbo? 'ATLANTIC CITY HOOKERS: it aint e-z being a ho"

seriously the best one so far.

a couple days ago justin l. and i bought these crazy green chairs for twenty dollars. it seemed like a good idea until we had to haul ass up the hill with two heavy green, green chairs. but they are pretty, i like them ( Read more... )

last night ( Read more... )

today amanda and i got out of work early, so we skipped to the salon to get haircuts. of course, things like this, which are decided on a whim, usually do not end well ( Read more... )

last night i watched some old hag in an mercedes run over some ducks ( Read more... )

its beautiful outside, and i spent the day in portsmouth with my sister, drinking smoothies and shopping for a birthday gift. i ran into some friends, and my sister bought the cutest stuffed animal ever. we got lost by mount agamenticus, but i always get lost down there. i think i enjoy it ( Read more... )

i'm really trying not to be grumpy and all, but today is slowly sucking the life out of me. i wish i had some gin. and maybe some juice ( Read more... )

today an elderly woman came up to me in the grocery store and said "excuse me.. when you are done with your body, can i have it ( Read more... )

im checking my account balance online, and theres no money.im supposed to get paid today and theres nothing. this is irritating ( Read more... )