Your Score: Ceiling Cat

37% Affectionate, 37% Excitable, 20% Hungry


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The Office is doing a promo for the new season. You become a Dunder Mifflin employee.. That is the company they work for.. You can become either a branch manager, or an employee of said branch manager. I have taken the liberty of becoming a branch manager in Gorgeia somewhere... All you have to do is go here ( Read more... )

Your home is a Spawn-camping Wizard's Mansion
Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. ( Read more... )

Perfect I Ain’t (this is my attempt at a country song ( Read more... )

Hey, wow... Livejournal... Haven't posted here in awhile. I'm leaving Alaska sunday night to go to West Virginia, hopefully for bigger and better things. At least.. At least as far as jobs and education go anyway. The problem is this... I feel like I'm abandoning my son. He's my life now, but I can't seem to provide for him. In my heart I know I'm ( Read more... )

Well I work at a flower shop!!! Nuff said? Nay. It's almost valentines, there are 3 guys. One of them is a delivery driver, so he's never there. The other... He's a 16 year old jock, the head designers son. The rest of my facetious band of pirates are the most insane women you will ever meet. And if facetious means sarcastic then I used that ( Read more... )

Yeah, that's right. February the 6th is my birthday and to celebrate such an auspicious occasion, I'm going to work at a flower shop full of girls. Can we say "big pimpin?" I knew we could. So if anyone would like to call and wish me a happy b-day I can be reached at Sedona florist in soldotna in the Y, the number there is 260-7545. Holla.

Cawd

Sick as fuck right now.. I hate this.

Cawd out

So, most of you who may actually notice that I'm posting something of substance for once may ACTUALLY (there's that word again) be wondering what I've been up to.. Well, I'll tell you. I had my son in September, he's almost 4 months old now, and cute as fuck. Good little kid too, very quiet, but attentive to all the little details. He's strong too ( Read more... )

Joy to the world,
The cawd is come.

Joy To The World
from the Christmas Song Generator.

O Cawd of wonder, Cawd of might,
Cawd of royal beauty bright.

We Three Kings Of Orient Are
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Hark, the herald angels sing,
Christ is born in Cawd.

Hark the Herald Angels Sing
from the Christmas Song Generator.