( Read more... )

Check this funny bit out from the Comedy Channel: Faux Klingons

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

( Read more... )

What is spring?
The sound of trimmers and blowers as hired gardeners appear on the first seventy degree day, even before the grass needs mowing or the leaf buds sprout.

What is overcommitment?
Cramming twenty seven different varieties of vegetables into a four square foot plot.

What is patience?A seed sprouting in spite of years of drought, ( Read more... )

For Sale Ad

For Sale by original owner:
Full set of hay fever allergies.
Comes with sneezing, tickling
throat, and pollen season hives.
Bloodshot eyes and dark circles
are real bargain, never look well
rested again! Best offer for
left over stock of accessories:
tissues, medicines, air purifier.
Great deal! Call 555-4321.


( Read more... )

( Read more... )