Anyone want to take a guess at who was suspended from the Southeastern Louisiana University improvisational comedy group "IBC" for the duration of the Spring 2008 semester, effective immediately ( Read more... )

A few things worth mentioning before getting to the good stuff ( Read more... )

 ... and it is children.  All last week, I would commute to some stupid little private kindergarten and put on a one-man sock puppet show for the young masses.  It is a two-week gig, this week being my final week entertaining the little buggers, and I must say that kindergarteners are an easy audience to please.  The whole thing pays $800, which is ( Read more... )

Yeah, yeah, follow-up entries and all that rubbish ( Read more... )

Man alive!

It's been a hectic few weeks, but that didn't stop ol' Michael, no sir!  So much comedy done, 3 - 5 different shows a week, one wonders where I found the time to help someone study up in Baton Rouge or begin packing for the big moving experience that is to come.

We'll start with the move first: Maple Street shall be no more!  Yes, we are ( Read more... )

This Friday:

- God's Been Drinking @ 8:30 PM  $10 (Gets you into both shows)
Long-Form Improv comedy show featuring a one-time 3-man cast featuring Grace Blakeman, Ian Hoch, and Nick Lopez.

- Open Mic Stand-Up Comedy @ 10 PM  $5 (For Stand-Up only)
Featuring New Orleans local acts, some new, some frequent.  See who gets laughs and see who gets the boot ( Read more... )

After a bit more thought, I decided to revamp the list.

So here's what I hope to be the final version of "My Top Ten Most Attractive Celebrity Women"

1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Janeane Garofalo
3) Sarah Silverman
4) Fran Drescher
5) Julia Louis-Dreyfus
6) Lisa Loeb
7) Alanis Morissette
8) Marisa Tomei
9) Tina Fay
10) Amy Winehouse

Ah, yes, that'll do nicely.

I proudly present to all of you the latest comic book installment: Shitty powers, shittier characters!


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So I recently came across a ton of Batman comic panels with an interesting take on one of today's most beloved words. Enjoy!

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Top Ten Celebrities I'd Bang:

1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Janeane Garofalo
3) Sarah Silverman
4) Fran Drescher
5) Julia Louis-Dreyfus
6) Kathy Griffin
7) Krista Allen
8) Geri Halliwell
9) Jessica Biel
10) Allison Mack

If you want, continue the trend on your journal. Or don't, whatever.