Last night, I was in and out of sleep because of my blasted wisdom teeth, and their erupting magnificence. What's the going rate for wisdom teeth? Five IQ points per tooth? I'd pay it gladly. I'll just have to get by on 170.

How's THIS for a new Simpsons intro?

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Maybe I'm going a bit funny in the noodle, but the last two minutes of this show nearly killed me by hilarity.

WHY IS IT SO COLD?! I'm afraid to go outside any more. I lie bound up in a survival blanket muttering in assonance with my shivers. However, on the plus side, I found my warm hat. I love you, hat.

For those who haven't heard about Hollywood's latest mentalry. This one's from Christian Bale from the set of Terminator:Salvation when the cinemetographer walks across his field of vision with hilarious results! For everyone but Mr. Bale, at least. Apparently he's signed a deal for three further Terminator films, and this tape was sent to the ( Read more... )

Red Dwarf to make a terrible comeback.

I didn't think they were THAT broke.

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Today, I went for a general drive about the place (through Unthank and Sedbergham, if you must know) and then on to Penrith to peek at bluetooth headsets to complement my shiny new Nokia 6500 Classic ( Read more... )

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It's hard not to miss the old sod.

And just for fun:

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