Now that Bush is gone, what the hell do I do with all this anger and frustration I'd normally point in the direction of the White House?

This morning I was sitting in my bathroom, drying off after a shower. Lovely little Ripley was sitting on the edge of the tub, meowing for attention. I had a fraction of a second of "Oh, shit, this is gonna hurt," when I saw him he crouched to jump onto my lap. My naked lap. He has no depth perception ( Read more... )

If you are going to take anything away from soap operas, let it be this: communication is key to avoiding those awkward situations involving your ex, baby's father, half-brother, step-sister, long lost lover, mother's second cousin who actually is your mother, grandfather who is your grandmother, evil clone, evil twin, and any crazy person who ( Read more... )