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Just our of curiosity how exactly should you deal with a famine? transifigure anything availible into food?

Happy birthday.

It has come to my attention that I am now too old to be in school, even though I don't think I've aged at all since my death.

This means that I will be heading off to Ibiza again before going back to The New Republic in order to assume my political duties.

Why was that girl Weasley carrying a book about? I didn't even know they could read.

I know that every one is enjoying this party ( of course no one gave me one when I came back from the dead) but I would appreciate it if you would stop throwing rocks into the lake.
I am trying to train for the swim team and you keep sinking me.
Blaise have you finished with Justin yet?

Your machine turned their weapons into flowers.

It is time.
Corner turn on the machine.
Blaise are you done with that odd boy and his kitten?

My first year as a member of the living undead is drawing to a close; it has been an eye opening experience.

To answer Professor Lupin's exam question I would ask the deceased to challenge the grim reaper to a game of quidditch.
He always looses.

I need some one to vote for now that Goyle is dead.
Tell me in detail why I should spare your life and I will make a decision.