Fruit Salad Woes

[cefirus]

Why is it that fruit salad inevitably sucks? It's always heavy on the canteloupe and the honeydew melon, which I hate, and then they throw a few strawberries and grapes on the top to make you feel like you might actually get a decent mix. But no, you dig down even a part of a layer and it's crappy melon everywhere. Where are my blackberries, my

Comments

[shawk]

I blame the melons. Clearly there is some sort of melonic conspiracy at hand. Probably started by the cantalopes, which are clearly evil.

[eldestpredator]

Perhaps, like the rest of life, it's not meant to be a solo effort. I would be honored to eat all the melon for you, to leave you with the bits you love.

I am currently working on bridging the gap between real life and Eve, an online game I play. If I succeed, it will allow me to fly around in a Kestrel missile attack frigate. In addition to being decently fast (top speed of 1800 m/s with a microwarp drive in a vacuum), it has a cargo capacity of 305 cubic meters. So it would be very easy for me to come visit you, and I would have space to bring anything you wanted. Until then, I will just have to continue to write you.

[cefirus]

I don't suppose you like yellow Starburst as well?

I've never been visited by anyone in a Kestral missile attack frigate. The honor would be inestimable. ;-)