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[ceilingezio]

Tell me, signori, signoras.

We are on a boat, that much is clear. That we are nowhere near Firenze is, eh, it seems to be likewise.

So, am I dead, dreaming, or drunk? Sicuramente non posso essere tutte e tre le.1

[ooc;1 'surely it cannot be all three' in Italian. horray translators!]

Comments

[standardpackage]

Ya' aren't dead, but bein' drunk will make the days go a lot faster, Buddy.

[ceilingezio]

I think 'buddy' is not the word you want to be using there, sconosciuto.

Who are you, and what is this place?

[standardpackage]

[ghsfjgsfgsd

WHAT?]

I'm just gonna ignore that last part. 'sat okay?

I'm Jinx an' this is th' Elegante.

[ceilingezio]

[Excuse his Italienglish, Jinx. HE MEANS NO HARM BY IT REALLY HE IS JUST A TINY PARANOID BABYASSASSIN RIGHT NOW DON'T MIND HIM]

You realize that makes little in the way of sense, no?

[heavyweaponsbot]

None of those. You are on a boat.

[ceilingezio]

[dryly, because how else can angry baby Italians be out of their depth and not counter with SARCASM]

I had not noticed, truly.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide snorts.]

Then why ask, and waste all our time?

[ceilingezio]

Information is hardly a waste of any man's time, signore.

[chopshopgoddess]

None....of the above, actually. You're on a boat.

[ceilingezio]

[FINALLY A WOMAN. Eziodar is onto you, pretty lady]

A thing I could get used to, if all the women are as beautiful as you, bella mia.

[chopshopgoddess]

Um. Okay.

[This is becoming a trend.]

...Need...a tour? [He's nice enough. Right? Right.

Kind of like how Jinx is 'nice'. Maybe she should just find a hole to crawl in.

And stay there.]

[ceilingezio]

A tour would be lovely, but not necessary, bella. Surely there are other ways to spend one's time.

I am Ezio. Ezio Auditore. Your name, caro?

[Careful what you say about holes around Ezio, Mik. He's a 17 year old case study for promiscuity!]

[AUDIO, INGLES]

[phasebitchin]

[Lilith is tired, hot, sweaty, and flopped on her bed after a good few days beating up the nasties on the racing deck. This is her anger management, and her relaxed frame of mind shows in the drawl she greets Ezio with.]

Ooh la la. Say that again?

[AUDIO, ITALIAN] this is not the language barrier you're looking for

[ceilingezio]

Pardon, beautiful?

[AUDIO, ..... INGLES] that's okay cause it's a sexy language barrier

[phasebitchin]

[Giggle.]

I don't know what the fuck you're saying. Italian?

[AUDIO, ITALIAN] There are some barriers he would like to break with you, Lilith. /rimshot

[ceilingezio]

[No idea on the words, but that tone now, ah, that he understands. And the bit about Italian. Because hey, word similarity in different languages = GET]

I've no idea what you're saying, lovely, but far be it from me to ask that you stop.

[dormant_beast]

[Anna doesn't speak Italian, but she does speak a strange and warped combination of English, French, Indian, German and Spanish.

...She greets him in English, though. No one seems to know her language :/]

Non, none of those. You are on a ship, yes? Bound for the Golden Shore.

[ceilingezio]

Ah?

There are certain shores I would not mind being bound for with you, bella.

[dormant_beast]

...

[BLUSH~]

Ah...gracias, that is very sweet.

[ceilingezio]

I should think that nothing is sweet when compared to you, signora.