Ah, the ubiquitous ~HOW'S MY DRIVING~ thread ( Read more... )

[audio]

Hello.

[a pause. He repeats the word, a little more firmly, and then,]

Che significa 'buon giorno.' Si?1

Ay... allora2 'how are you'...

[a longer pause, and the very audible sound of someone THROWING THEIR HANDS IN THE AIR WITH FRUSTRATION.]

This language è pazzo. Is crazy.

Questo è uno spreco di tempo magnifico. Che cavolo.3[the ( Read more... )

Mi stanco di questo posto. Mannaggia.1

[There's a thunk as the communicator is slammed a little forcibly against... a table? The audio clicks off.]

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So, do any of you here know how to fight? I could use a sparring partner.

[ooc; 'I grow tired of this place. Damn.' ... basically.]

So. To my understanding, we are trapped in this posto di merda1 heading for some shore and we are killed when we leave. Meraviglioso.2 Eh, I would like to see the man that tries such a thing.

[Because, lol, you want to keep him from his family? You and what army, amico?]

I do have one question, however. The one that brought us here - this ( Read more... )

Tell me, signori, signoras.

We are on a boat, that much is clear. That we are nowhere near Firenze is, eh, it seems to be likewise.

So, am I dead, dreaming, or drunk? Sicuramente non posso essere tutte e tre le.1

[ooc;1 'surely it cannot be all three' in Italian. horray translators!]