I would like to have a day given to all the repressed husbands.
Thousands of years I had to live in the shadow of a greedy attention seeking bitch Galadriel, being overlooked and ignored. To long I needed to find a little happiness for myself, but once I stepped away my life was so much better. So perhaps this holyday should last not only a day but ( Read more... )

Celeborn looks happily at all the nice tins, with all the nice paint. Pink, blue and purple, Elrond had given him all of them with a kind smile ( Read more... )

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Good
Purple paint!
Dice!
Gambling
Taverns!

The sun, the moon and the stars, trees and elves!

Evil
Galadriel and her mirror!
Prissy daughters!
Prissy dwarfs!
Food cravings, even orc looks good these days!

All things foul and nasty!
Morgoth, Sauron, the one ring, various orcs and nazguls for example!

0= I don't know you
1= I like you
2= I love you!!
3= You are funny
4= You are cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I want to fuck you
7= You are sexy!
8= You have a nice body
9= I want to get to know you
10= I hope you die
11= Marry me, PLEASE?

What is a movie? If it is something fun, then I bet Elrond is going to forbid it to me in my condition

It would be something very long, and epic, but I would only be seen for a little bit, and even then people would overlook me, because I stand beside Galadriel who does all the important talking

As something of a monarch, one would expect that I would prefer monarchy.
But when you are ruled by a wife who is rules by some water in a bowl, democracy looks better with each passing day

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Funny you ask!
This is the big question for me now: Where to life in the future?
Sure thing that Galadriel will know that the baby is not from her! And she will know who the father is, because whatever bad I you can say about her, she is good with numbers and dates.
She will kick my ass out of here! So I have to be sensitive and move away ( Read more... )