I don’t know who is responsible for this strange humming feeling deep inside of me.
Maybe one of the Valar had a humorous day, or maybe the stories are true that even a male elf can get in this situation, if he concentrates enough on the wish.
And a certain elf lord was involved to, but I don’t have to tell you everything about that.

Celeborn ( Read more... )

I should have left Galadriel some thousand years ago, when my lover asked me to make the choice between him or her. Back then I believed, that Galadriel and I could still make it.I should have chaffered with those dwarfs a bit more. Galadriel new tiara got way to expensive. Dwarfish work is not as good as it once was, but they want more for it then ( Read more... )

I sit there, smile and daydream, and nod sometimes and let Galadriel do what she thinks is the right thing to do, and afterwards I tell her how great that was

I send out my march warden, and if matters are to bad I take my own bow, and fight off the danger!

If confrontation involves dwarfes and dice, I order more ale!

63

1 - Company - Some people who would be good at playing cards and dice, and telling good jokes
2 - Cards and Dice
3 - Lots of ale to keep us going for a few centuries

Some may think it horrible, but the prospect of a island only for us could give me great joy, even if I would miss the threes from my wood.

65

I like to just lie under a tree, looking up into the trees above me and think about nothing. But most of the time my thoughts stray, and I think of a different life ( Read more... )

As most elves I prefer to be just burned on a pyre, should something happened that would leave me death.
And who would make me a memorial anyway?
I’m just that guy that stands silent in the corner when Galadriel speakes.
Is there even someone here that remembers my name, and that I’m actually the Lord of the Golden Wood?
No?
Thought so!

63

Drunken dwarfs trying to make jokes.
I guess the only reason why never someone died, because of this is the fact that dwarfs are just to stupid, and think I would laugh because of the joke.

My wife just told me, that I would never talk about her in a respectful, let alone loving way ( Read more... )

I don't know what sense I would miss the most ( Read more... )

Setting foot into a tavern!
That should be enough reason!

The people are all more relaxed there then anytime else. And they will go bolder with the things they tell you, than any other time.
And they will take on every stupid bet and gamble you present

And sometimes you just need a drink after a long day listening to your wifes riddles your ( Read more... )