Oh good grief.

Nov 17, 2002 01:35

O_OAnd she's staying at Rivendell too. There are going to be THREE MORE little baby-creatures crawling around here. And considering the shape-shifting miss, um... Fangirl?.. has done, who KNOWS what she's going to be giving birth to. That will make for seven babies in total. Does this count as an infestation ( Read more... )

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guilded_flower November 16 2002, 23:47:33 UTC
You could always open a creche. I hear the child care business can be very profitable. Everyone wants to breed like bunnies, but no one really wants to look after their little...darlings.

I imagine infant fangirls must do an awful lot of screaming, too.

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celebrianrules November 16 2002, 23:56:26 UTC
Or at least get the MESPT daycare to open a branch here, yes.

...infant fangirls... screaming.... excuse me while I sit here in shock for a while at the mere thought. O.O

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guilded_flower November 17 2002, 00:08:27 UTC
Screaming. Tearing little bits off Elrond's robe to keep as trophies. Bursting into an overexcited mix of tears and giggles at the sight of anything male with pointy ears.

And thats just the mother.

*offers brandy*

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rabidfangirl November 17 2002, 05:45:30 UTC
No offense, my lady, I appreciate your concern and all (considering that at any moment I could become one of your famous extra children who surpasses Arwen in all things and serves as the tenth member of the Fellowship and Legolas's and Glorfindel's betrothed as well as Haldir's long lost niece and Galadriel's equal, no to mention the bearer of the fourth elven ring), but I am currently in Lindon. I think.

Um, excuse me, please. I think I need to go pass out on the bed before I pass out on the floor. Sweet Iluvatar .... Three ...

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celebrianrules November 17 2002, 13:07:59 UTC
Lindon, eh? Gosh, people keep confusing me by being in different places. Well, if you ever do show up in Rivendell, I'll make you some cookies.

Hey do you have a name? I mean, a pronouncable one that isn't overly long? Or should I just call you Mary-Sue? :)

Didnt' mister Gofi say at least three? I mean, those ringwraiths had nine, and like, my cousin Nimloth is set to have a buncha wraithbabies. And since there have already been like, four sets of twins born since MESPT began. Who knows what you could be having? *patpat*

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rabidfangirl November 17 2002, 13:35:32 UTC
*smiles* I would appreciate that. Just ... No one is going to shoot me while I'm there, are they? I had a nasty little run in with your father last time.

Name. Hmm. Well, there's Lossefalmelaebethtaure. I don't really enjoy being named by my type, but everyone calls me Fangirl. It does sound kind of nice coming from Gofi's mouth. Erry's too, these days. *frowns* I suppose you could call me Beth, but that's a little (Eru help me) mundane.

*goggles* Please don't remind me. It's bad enough that I don't even know who the father(s) might be. Come to think of it, I don't even know when the kids are coming out!

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celebrianrules November 17 2002, 13:40:19 UTC
My father lives in Mordor. Except the other one, I have no idea where he is. And Beth is a nice nice nice name.

And well, I guess you won't find out when the kids are born and who their father(s) is/are until they're like... born. *patpat* It'll be okay though. :) Want a cookie?

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lalwende November 17 2002, 10:57:59 UTC
Holy Eru, that's a lotta kidlets!

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celebrianrules November 17 2002, 13:10:21 UTC
You're telling me. O_O

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