Today I did a bit of work in the garden.

Then I went to the corner store and bought some Pop Rocks.

When I eat Pop Rocks, I get inspired to write love songs.

I have finally arrived back in Middle-Earth, thanks to the powerful magic of a famous magician of Earth named Blaine.

It was a much longer holiday than anticipated.

Well, Toronto has been fun, but now I am trying to get back to Middle-Earth.

If anyone has any ideas on how I can get back there, please let me know. I figure it'll have something to do with packet switching and stateless packet inspection.

I've been here for quite a while, and I do believe I shall stay here longer. Besides the strange and unexplained kidnapping, I've been having a wonderful time ( Read more... )

Toronto has been an interesting place, though this week it has been very very hot. This afternoon I was looking around in a place called Bay Bloor Radio looking at machines that play music nicely. It was all a bit confusing, but I definitely got some ideas concerning things like "workplace morale ( Read more... )

I have been on Earth for a few days now... and have made my way to a place called "Toronto". It's interesting, really, the amount of coffee shops I've seen here... as well as the number of sidewalk sausage vendors. Still looking for some machines that will make nice music in my smithy back in Middle-Earth ( Read more... )

As it's been far too sunny and warm lately to be doing work, I've given my workers four weeks of paid holidays, effective tomorrow. I'll spend a day cleaning up the place, lock up the doors, and go on a nice long adventure ( Read more... )

After being hit on the head by some sort of magical stick last night, my appearance has changed quite drastically.

This sort of arrangement should actually work to my benefit... my long flowing elven locks were constantly singed by the heat of the forge.

And now back to work I must go!

For many days I have been out of sight, living in peaceful retreat in my fortress. I have been doing extensive landscaping in the grounds surrounding my estate, trimming away the brambles from my flower gardens, and checking up on my renowned celery stalks ( Read more... )

While searching through one of my old storerooms, I chanced upon one of my oldest clones!!!

Though this clone pales by the standards of today, it still brings back many happy memories.

(I've always wondered how the original's mun felt about these clones... but I don't let such thoughts trouble me, since this clone has brought me such joy.)