Comments | celebs_on_crack: Bring it off.

cruiseology in celebs_on_crack

Bring it off.

Nov 03, 2005 12:41

There is truly no rest for the wicked ( Read more... )

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scottish_slut November 3 2005, 17:58:50 UTC

I don't think I had the chance to say this yet, so: congratulations on the baby, mate. Fatherhood is wonderful. Ah well, you know all about that. You do, don't you?

cruiseology November 3 2005, 18:01:13 UTC

I DO, DON'T SAY THAT I DON'T!!! DOUBT IS THE ROOT OF ALL... EVIL. DOUBT THIS, DOUBT THAT, JUST DON'T DOUBT MY FATHERING ABILITY. I KNOW THINGS YOU COULD ONLY DREAM OF.

... Thank you.

scottish_slut November 3 2005, 18:05:13 UTC

You're hurting my ears, mate! Sorry if I offended you. To make up with you, here's Ewan's fatherhood wisdom of the day, just for you: rabbits belong in a pot, not in a cage. No matter how much your children beg, don't fall for it.

Buy them a dog, if anything.

Oops. Sorry.

cruiseology November 3 2005, 18:07:15 UTC

Don't tell anyone, but I didn't actually know that.

Hmmm. Cool. Thanks... mate.

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katie_holmley November 3 2005, 19:01:39 UTC

I hate you. Where's my money?!

Yes, darling. You're so very manly and virile. You did well with the whole 'knocking me up' single-handedly.

If you think I'm calling you Hubby as a reference to the reincarnation of Hubbard, you really ARE crazy, you sick bastard.

miller__lite November 3 2005, 22:37:56 UTC

I want one of the new pamphlets!

Unless L. Ron Hubbard doesn't smell like strawberries, in which case I'm good.