*sits down at desk*

Things I've learned to never ever do again (list under permanent construction):

• Use a cockring when I'm in a hurry
• Believe in fortune telling
• Mail order cheap sex toys from Taiwan
• Listen to
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*sits down at desk*

I decided I will answer some fanmail today. As in fanletters. What did you send me? Let's see what we have here.

Please keep in mind I don't sign any Star Wars things. Thank you.