I'm sure Found magazine will never publish this but it was too odd not to share ( Read more... )

In class today I made a table of every character in Smash Bros Brawl and which creature type they would have in Magic. I could call it a design exercise, but really I am a creature of sick compulsion. Here it is ( Read more... )

Tim,

That name you're going to forget later is Bonda Shepard.

Sparkles,

Tim

Defeat: Awake late, leaving time to shovel only thirty M&M's into my mouth. A weak start ( Read more... )

"One of those moments had arrived: Jack had been presented with the opportunity to be stupid in some way that was much more interesting than being shrewd would've been."
-Neal Stephenson, Quicksilver

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I think my razor is getting dull.

We don't have anything to talk about anymore.

This is probably two years old, but I think it's just as true today ( Read more... )

*a cat is staring at Ben*
Ben (shouting): I want to love you!
*the cat scampers away*
Ben: WE COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT!

"She was sweet and gay and full of little crazy notions, but she never gave way to them honestly, or at least never at the moment when they might have meant something. She was never able to see the amusing side of a threatening situation which, taken solemnly, would ruin everything. No, her sense of humor never worked for salvation. It was just ( Read more... )