“This sticker is dangerous and inconvient but I do like Fig Newtons”
“Okay, fine, but I’m still not going to call you Dad.” “Well what are you going to call me then?” “Okay, Professor Dickweed.”
“If you don’t chew Big Red, then @#% you”
“Yeah. Got it at target. It was on sale.” - Ricky Bobby giving the finger
“Hakuta matata, bitches.”
“Daddy, you
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