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[celtic_gangsta]

Everything in this world seems controlled by money. I know that's not a very original observation, but the extent to which it controls us kind of amazes me. It doesn't just control business, politics, and social structures, but it seems to control our aspirations, self-control, and our very morals. That being said...

If someone was offering you

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[furiousbert]

Man, I'd pay like 50 bucks for the chance to kill you.

[furiousbert]

Wait... you mean somebody paying me to kill you... my bad. Yeah, I guess that'd be pretty sweet.

[lordoftheblarg]

I could never intentionally kill anyone. Not for money, not for self-gratification. So don't worry Max. It shall not be I who claims the bounty on your head.

[sooosmart7]

i don't think it would even have to be money.
it would be hummus and artichoke jalepeno dip.

AHAHAHA

...just kidding.
-Kelleythebaptist

[rainbowchip4]

SMAX

[celtic_gangsta]

oh sam, we are most definately getting sundaes when i get back from Eugene.

[sirdods]

30 cents.