Last Saturday I went to The Last Frog. A strange thing to do, perhaps, since I don't really like Frog and never go, but what the hell. Kid Harpoon was playing. First, vodka, then The Bricklayer's for my last ever pub + cigarettes session. Gutted. Frog was chaos. I knew there'd be long queues (did anyone listen to me? No!) but it was even worse than ( Read more... )

Good thing I didn't get a job at Fopp then... (Their application form was too long ( Read more... )

Urge to make a drunk post...

Trying to suppress.

Oh bollocks.

I am hungover and I have been abandoned. Fuck you Glastonbury. Whatever. No more drama in my liiiiife. etc. Besides, someone needs to take care of the flat ( Read more... )

I've just been reading a summary book on London Literature (a handy way to find out about random novels you haven't read) and had a glorious lightbulb moment about the subject of my dissertation. I now feel vaguely excited about writing an essay. Don't worry, it won't last; any optimism I currently feel will inevitably be squashed by having to ( Read more... )

I fucking hate the way I let little twists and turns accumulate into a great heap of shit, at which point I tend to turn into an absolute cunt. Embarrassingly, I've been trying to become 'a nice person', since I'm not, no, maybe not at all. (Occasionally people disagree; what they mean is that I'm nice to them, generally speaking.) Recently I've ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD.

Greatest thing ever.

I am now watching it again.

And I will never forget a thing I have done,

And you would never exist without us.Another vodka & coke, another cigarette, perhaps indulge on that kitkat chunky and then, maybe, sleep ( Read more... )

I'm disappointed, and maybe a little ashamed.

But anyway, I love Beans on Toast, and I love Nambucca. And I love Lupen Crook, naturally.

Beans on Toast - I Shot Tupac Shakur Well hug a fucking hoodie and he'll punch you in the face, You stupid Tory dickhead, I hope it fucking aches. If you give me some money then I might not nick your phone, but ( Read more... )

Nights like these are fun. I'm going out now. I have no idea where, and I don't care.